February 2012
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Feb 8th
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December 2011
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Dec 15th
November 2011
1 post
Ladies, I Gotta Break Something To You
frangry: The Miu Miu bow and glitter bootie that everyone is obsessed with is actually really fucking ugly.  A-to-the-motherfucking-men
Nov 29th
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June 2011
1 post
Jun 15th
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February 2011
1 post
Feb 1st
43 notes
January 2011
1 post
I think it's finally time...
…I start posting again.  I miss writing stuff.
Jan 26th
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October 2009
1 post
What does it say about Tumblr that no one I follow even peeped about the epic face-off between Favre and the Vikings against Green Bay? Guess if it didn’t happen in Williamsburg it didn’t happen at all.
Oct 6th
August 2009
1 post
Aug 19th
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July 2009
1 post
Jul 23rd
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June 2009
12 posts
Jun 22nd
Things that make you go hmmm
antikris: I am out of touch.  I am so out of touch with this world of dating that I dont know how to take interactions between a man and myself anymore.  I used to be able to read what a person was feeling, thinking, etc…or at least I thought I did.  These days, I have no fucking clue.  I have no clue what happened, what to expect, or what to look forward to.  The mystery of life and love is so...
Jun 11th
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
60 notes
Facebook friend request status: pending
Is it weird that I am apprehensive about friending the person who gave me chicken pox when I was 5?
Jun 7th
Jun 6th
Texting at my local pub
Me: You should see the gamers sitting next to me right now.
Him: Tell them you roll 20's when kicking ass. You'll be their new girlfriend. At least tonight. When they're alone.
Me: Their spank material? Yessssss!
Him: Yep. And it smells of loneliness and Fritos.
Me: Chili cheese Fritos.
Him: Chili cheese Fritos bedsheet stains. Tell me that doesn't ellicit a dry heave or two :P
Me: Dry heave? I'm so turned on right now!
Him: You must have rolled a 20.
Jun 5th
Jun 4th
Jun 3rd
Scary stuff
antikris: Over Memorial Day Weekend I found out a friend of mine had passed away.  This was a seemingly healthy, 36 year old man.  When I called one of our mutual friends to get more details she said that an autopsy had been performed, yet they hadnt discovered the cause of death.  Suicide and foul play had been ruled out.  I kept replaying this situation in my head over and over again. On...
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
May 2009
2 posts
“MY BUTT JUST BLEW UP”
– Dlisted on Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig co-starring as cops on Broadway this fall. (http://dlisted.com/node/32248)
May 28th
May 27th
February 2009
1 post
First posting
Decidedly done with Blogger, I wanted something more anonymous and more trite…  Bonjour, Tumblr!
Feb 15th