La Perse
Professionally combative, personally sarcastic, soon to be Army wife and stereotype smasher.
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- Me: You should see the gamers sitting next to me right now.
- Him: Tell them you roll 20's when kicking ass. You'll be their new girlfriend. At least tonight. When they're alone.
- Me: Their spank material? Yessssss!
- Him: Yep. And it smells of loneliness and Fritos.
- Me: Chili cheese Fritos.
- Him: Chili cheese Fritos bedsheet stains. Tell me that doesn't ellicit a dry heave or two :P
- Me: Dry heave? I'm so turned on right now!
- Him: You must have rolled a 20.
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